Vance Howard #5

Vance is a super solid player, mostly because of his slightly protuberant derriere. On the field, he moves with gazelle-like grace and, like these quiet, beloved, yet threatened animals, he will emerge out of thin air to get the D. In his spare time, Vance works to save the planet's water supply, and is perhaps responsible for the gazelle's amazing comeback.

Years on the Train: Four

Extra: Vance attempted to retire for the 2009 season. He was not successful.